Apart for being good at hardware and software integration that enhanced the whole user experience, Apple is also well known to be good at launching products. Apple CEO Steve Jobs introduced a new Apple product he said would revolutionize the process of unveiling new products.

With iLaunch, now everyone could launch their product as good as how Steve Jobs does it.

Get ready for the future of product introduction,” said Jobs, looking resplendent in a black turtleneck and faded jeans. “The iLaunch will be able to make announcements from this, or any other stage, making human participation in generating consumer awareness almost entirely unnecessary.

This is of course a joke, from The Onion, funny article.